A-Rod is also a crybaby.

Since I’ve never been apart of child birth, at least not on the catching end, I don’t know much about it. Hollywood and Santa Claus believers tend to think it’s beautiful, magical and a positively life changing experience. But I know that in reality, the creature that comes out resembles more of an alien than a human. Which begs the question, will he/she be so gross that he/she will cause me to hurl or in A-Rod’s case, faint?

But then again, karma may have finally caught up to him and the baby looks something like this: UPDATE: New better pic!

I’m awesome at photoshop.